C - the crazy wild eyed adrenaline junkie chick that always thinks pedal to the metal is slow and you can go faster, safety be damned. Pascal - slightly tamer

C - the crazy wild eyed adrenaline junkie chick that always thinks pedal to the metal is slow and you can go faster, safety be damned. Pascal - slightly tamer and slightly uglier C C# - Java but after six shots of tequila. LISP - the librarian that is surprisingly hot Scala - the one nights stand that knows all the tricks Haskell - the dominatrix C++ - the cougar