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As a Yukon resident, I can safely say the only way to avoid the mosquitos is to hole up in your house, and utilize your arctic entrance as an airlock for when y
by AnonOfTheYukon 13y ago
As a Yukon resident, I can safely say the only way to avoid the mosquitos is to hole up in your house, and utilize your arctic entrance as an airlock for when you need to refill your groceries.
This is a guide to entering your house with the airlock system:
Step 0: Open outside door to arctic entrance
Step 1: Run inside with your groceries/supplies
Step 2: Close outside entrance
Step 3: Nuke the arctic entrance, RAID Wasp Killer is the recommended chemical
Step 4: Open inside door and walk the through ``Magic Mesh''[1] to reduce amount of nuke-immune mosquitos entering your house.
Step 5: Go take a shower to ensure your skin won't corrode
I've been using this system for 8 years now, and love it.
Another method I see my neighbours employ, is beekeeping suits laced with uranium. This method is great, because the mosquitos that attempt to land on the suit become fertile 8 out of 10 times.
The suits can be purchased for around $10 outside the local Canadian Tire.
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- gruseom 13y agoGood lord.