Pigs poop a lot. They don't really handle getting in and out of cars or going up stairs well either. Their hooves tear up lawns. Ever tried to get a 150 pound

Pigs poop a lot. They don't really handle getting in and out of cars or going up stairs well either. Their hooves tear up lawns. Ever tried to get a 150 pound pig into a minivan?.... (it's not fun, alcohol helps)