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"Now let me state the present rules," The lawyer then went on, "These very simple guidelines, You can rely upon: You're gouging on your prices if You
by dfranke 17y ago
"Now let me state the present rules,"
The lawyer then went on,
"These very simple guidelines,
You can rely upon:
You're gouging on your prices if
You charge more than the rest.
But it's unfair competition if
You think you can charge less!
"A second point that we would make
To help avoid confusion...
Don't try to charge the same amount,
That would be Collusion!
You must compete. But not too much,
For if you do you see,
Then the market would be yours -
And that's Monopoly!"
--"The Incredible Bread Machine"
- erlanger 17y agoIs this a poem? Or will it compile?
- CWuestefeld 17y agoFound a link to the full epic: http://www.vex.net/~smarry/oldbbs/bread.html http://www.vex.net/~smarry/oldbbs/bread.html