Since when do people have to understand a name for it to take off? Look at the soup of technologies grouped under the label "4G." All consumers know is that 4G

Since when do people have to understand a name for it to take off? Look at the soup of technologies grouped under the label "4G." All consumers know is that 4G sounds better than 3G. I'm sure if the technology is commercialized, someone will come up with a cute nonsensical name for it, but I can absolutely see a subhead somewhere saying "Advanced Five-dimensional storage technology!", just because it sounds cool.