You left out throwing a rock through their window with your CV wrapped around it. And changing their desktop wallpaper to an image of you doing something funny.

You left out throwing a rock through their window with your CV wrapped around it. And changing their desktop wallpaper to an image of you doing something funny. And modify their cellphone ringtone to a musical piece of you singing "Hire me maybe!". (Restraining orders and getting hired are the same thing, right?)