That you're condemning Azure based on the name of the business unit its produced in and the location of sales and marketing people in a company makes me think t

That you're condemning Azure based on the name of the business unit its produced in and the location of sales and marketing people in a company makes me think that even if we'd named it "JOnAgain's Special Cloud!" that it would be unlikely to have been of interest to you. (Edit: obviously by "we" I mean "my employer Microsoft", not that I had anything to do with any of these decisions.)