"Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'll just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the

"Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'll just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML" http://www.fmylife.com/work/1818559 http://www.fmylife.com/work/1818559 Ok, new idea. Mix this with the idea for an OCD iphone app, and you get a Mechanical Turk capable of giving SMS advice in real time to potential Darwin Award winners. "should i try to skateboard off my roof?" "62% say no." This would also work as I originally imagined it. "I just got a kevlar vest on eBay and I told my wife I was planning on fighting crime. She said 'whatever makes you happy'" "She meant she's planning on collecting your life insurance."