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I have three great ideas for startups that fit this request. 1.) scambledporn.com - If you can remember tv before it went digital, porn used to be scambled by
by bbuffone 17y ago
I have three great ideas for startups that fit this request.
1.) scambledporn.com - If you can remember tv before it went digital, porn used to be scambled by varying the horizontal sync of the tv signal for that channel. This made it unwatchable, unless you were really really patience. My idea is to create a website that has porn that works on the same concept; it would be scrambled until people pay to have it unscrambled. The more you pay the more unscambled it would be.
2.) Fire Energy Convertor (FEC) these are self contained devices that can be dropped into wildfires. Once placed into the fire; the device would convert the heat of the fire into electricity. After the fire subsided, the device would be placed into a grid that would provide electricity. Let's stop wasting all the energy that is release by forest fires. Eventually the device (FEC 2.0) could be placed into active volcano as well.
3.) An exercise device that can be used while you shower. It would be like killing two birds with one stone. People wouldn't have to worry about having to take a shower after working out, because they would already be in the shower and can soap up when done. The marketing plan for this device is a 30 minute infomercial that walks people through its use, with several nice looking and in good shape people. When you purchased the device, you will also receive a instructional video of your choosing (Male, Female).
- jjs 17y agoAll of these ideas could lead to serious injury. :)
- zackattack 17y agoYou actually just gave me a great idea...CPA porn. Complete CPA offers, get access to porn. Perfect, because that way no credit card is involved...
- pookleblinky 17y agoWhy not extend it into a Cory Doctorow Woofie system? I do a favor for you, woofies.com gives me a couple woofie points, which I may redeem for pron. My favor backfires (buggy code, typos, etc) and my woofie karma suffers and I must suffer pron of worse quality. Viva la Bitchun society irl! Note that this is completely unrealistic because no one pays for pron anymore anyway.
- zackattack 17y agoYou are incorrect sir, porn is a 14 billion dollar industry.
- froo 17y agoNote that this is completely unrealistic because no one pays for pron anymore anyway. You would be surprised. If the following device does half of what is promised and recent sales of a device called a "monkey spanker" (I helped a female friend of mine set up an online sex store/blog a few months ago) are anything to go by, I think the future of pay for porn is very bright indeed. http://gizmodo.com/5129520/realtouch-teledildonics-as-designed-by-former-nasa-engineer-nsfw http://gizmodo.com/5129520/realtouch-teledildonics-as-design... Those guys are going to make a killing if it works as intended...
- chriskelley 17y agoSounds like good ol' Hotline!