My mum learnt to program in Autocode at the end of the Sixties, and went on to do scary embedded stuff in fighter jets; when she went back to work after having

My mum learnt to program in Autocode at the end of the Sixties, and went on to do scary embedded stuff in fighter jets; when she went back to work after having kids, she wound up doing crypto. Me? I do web stuff. There's only one badass programmer in my family and it ain't me.