If I was Snowden I would try to quietly disappear and let everyone think I was still in the airport for months or years. I had a crazy idea the other day that

If I was Snowden I would try to quietly disappear and let everyone think I was still in the airport for months or years. I had a crazy idea the other day that we find as many Snowden doppelgängers as possible. We all fly to Moscow and give him our passports. We then all wait in the airport an allotted time until Snowden is safe somewhere else and then all report that our passports have been misplaced and apply for temporary new ones to return home.