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http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/chaini-t.jpg http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/chaini-t.jpg I just noticed If you're teapot is leaking, It exti
by yan 18y ago
http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/chaini-t.jpg http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/chaini-t.jpg
I just noticed
If you're teapot is leaking,
It extinguishes gas
But if you're electric teapot is leaking,
It extinguishes light
(roughly)
http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/metrocookies.jpg http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/metrocookies.jpg
Ah, If single-use tickets were cookies
Bought - Passed - Ate
(this image and the one below it look like printed metro/bus tickets)
http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/kits.jpg http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/kits.jpg
Whenever he thought of whales,
They swam out of his head
.. And never returned
http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/paintmounti.jpg http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/paintmounti.jpg
If you draw mountains on your palms,
And cover your eyes with them
..Then you can see full snow-capped peaks
..Up close.