Your conspiracy-theory-mocking is misplaced here since we have actually found a lot of scary conspiracies related to the US government lately. I also laugh at

Your conspiracy-theory-mocking is misplaced here since we have actually found a lot of scary conspiracies related to the US government lately. I also laugh at people who believe in flying saucers and so on. But I'd probably stop if an actual flying saucer landed on the highway and started blowing things up.