What would really make me wet my pants would be full page takeover-ads. I'd pay serious money to do a full page targeted troll-ad on any number of boards. I c

What would really make me wet my pants would be full page takeover-ads. I'd pay serious money to do a full page targeted troll-ad on any number of boards. I can't even imagine the scale of the butthurt that would ensue if someone bought a full page ad for something like my little pony figures and targeted one of the more masochistic boards like /v/.