I'm not going to flag it, but it's not a very good article. This is where I stopped: Jack not only knows how to write fabulous factory methods, sexy singletons

I'm not going to flag it, but it's not a very good article. This is where I stopped: Jack not only knows how to write fabulous factory methods, sexy singletons, delicious decorators, and prodigious prototypes, he knows when to properly use them (or at least he thinks he does). Shitty alliteration and bad taste in programming. Yep... I'm done.