I am now 30 years old and I still make sarcastic jokes that are worse than this boys comment. Anyways, is there a list of safe jokes available that has been ap

I am now 30 years old and I still make sarcastic jokes that are worse than this boys comment. Anyways, is there a list of safe jokes available that has been approved by the US Führer or local Gauleiter? I'd just like to be safe when I visit friends in the US.