For anyone that doesn't know the original quote: Java is the most distressing thing to happen to computing since MS-DOS. — Alan Kay (I'm not sure if this is a

For anyone that doesn't know the original quote: Java is the most distressing thing to happen to computing since MS-DOS. — Alan Kay (I'm not sure if this is a real quote, but you can see it here: http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/java http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/java . There is a different unverified version here: http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?AlanKayQuotes http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?AlanKayQuotes )