> greedy superstitious primates Press Release: Scientists found $VALUABLE_RESOURCE, making whoever gets there first the richest of all mankind, on $DISTANT_PLA

> greedy superstitious primates Press Release: Scientists found $VALUABLE_RESOURCE, making whoever gets there first the richest of all mankind, on $DISTANT_PLANET. Clearly, as God chose $OUR_PEOPLE, we must go there as soon as possible to fulfil his destiny. (Now we just need to create some vast conspiracy to efficiently spread the message.) Greed and superstition colonised America, Africa and Asia, lets people drive submarines to place their flag under the north pole and effectively made the human race the only race of remotely intelligent beings to live on all six continents.