Tell us more about your ex-girlfriend, Michael. It's really entertaining and insightful. She would be such a better person if she would have just done what yo

Tell us more about your ex-girlfriend, Michael. It's really entertaining and insightful. She would be such a better person if she would have just done what you told her, and her point of view is completely invalid. Tell us more. I especially like how you channeled Ashton Kutcher. That really demonstrates how committed you are to logic and reason.