Sorry, I was actually in agreement with this article, but didn't really make it clear enough. The hypocrisy is in the people trying to find and make bullshit c

Sorry, I was actually in agreement with this article, but didn't really make it clear enough. The hypocrisy is in the people trying to find and make bullshit connections. This article is pointing out how ridiculous it is and pondering how the author--presumably a boring law abiding citizen--would look in hindsight.