Make a PDF/html email (pictures, etc etc) that comes off as a desperate plea for help with a project that you have a ton of passion for, then email it to every

Make a PDF/html email (pictures, etc etc) that comes off as a desperate plea for help with a project that you have a ton of passion for, then email it to every support email address you can find. If you can make it seem like they're helping a student, single father, struggling programmer, whatever, it might get a forward to someone who can help. That's my only idea other than the negativity that seems to have infected HN as of late (or maybe it was just a period of positivity when I first showed up?)