A little snark is probably the politest thing you're going to hear if you're supporting your speculation that 4) Services (Google, Facebook, etc) automatically

A little snark is probably the politest thing you're going to hear if you're supporting your speculation that 4) Services (Google, Facebook, etc) automatically grant request without question as it is a legally binding FISA order with nothing more than the fact that you're a professional web developer. Replace that with the equally valid 'amateur lion-tamer' just to get get a more disinterested sense of how it sounds.