"Terrorist and black-hat hacker Duncan Bayne was arrested yesterday after posting his bombing plot on a forum for hackers. Lawmakers state that he never would h

"Terrorist and black-hat hacker Duncan Bayne was arrested yesterday after posting his bombing plot on a forum for hackers. Lawmakers state that he never would have been caught without the aid of PRISM, and drafted new legislature allowing body scans at entrances to legacy systems. Next up: why gay marriage is going to destroy traditional families and why you should be concerned exclusively with preventing it and not care about, say, the Fourth Amendment."