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Here's how you avert a terrorist attack: 1) Find some idiot talking about how he'd like to blow something up on his phone 2) Approach idiot, try to sell him
by jbooth 13y ago
Here's how you avert a terrorist attack:
1) Find some idiot talking about how he'd like to blow something up on his phone
2) Approach idiot, try to sell him explosives
3) If he's dumb enough to say "ok" out loud at any point, then slap on the cuffs, you foiled a terrorist attack, you're officially a hero.
It's a numbers game.
- duncan_bayne 13y ago> 1) Find some idiot talking about how he'd like to blow something up on his phone That could be me after a day of working with certain legacy systems.
- victorf 13y ago"Terrorist and black-hat hacker Duncan Bayne was arrested yesterday after posting his bombing plot on a forum for hackers. Lawmakers state that he never would have been caught without the aid of PRISM, and drafted new legislature allowing body scans at entrances to legacy systems. Next up: why gay marriage is going to destroy traditional families and why you should be concerned exclusively with preventing it and not care about, say, the Fourth Amendment."