My server just came back up - 4h30 down. A lot of fail in this one, with status pages only reflecting issues 50 minutes later than my monitoring system, and pho

My server just came back up - 4h30 down. A lot of fail in this one, with status pages only reflecting issues 50 minutes later than my monitoring system, and phone techs claiming "no official information but huge call volume" after being on hold for 20 minutes.