Not everyone does, mate. I know a good-looking guy, tall, gray-blue eyes, blond, nice build and great social skills, that just happens to think exactly the way

Not everyone does, mate. I know a good-looking guy, tall, gray-blue eyes, blond, nice build and great social skills, that just happens to think exactly the way you described. I myself am a moderately sexful person. And I happen to enjoy music far more then the average person seems to (if that wasn't clear enough). And hassling with the record/LP is nothing like foreplay, in my experience, it's like assembling the bed. Don't extrapolate from your experience. Folks come in all shapes and sizes.