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I really enjoyed the cookie ticker. Here are its full contents: http://pastie.org/8034213 http://pastie.org/8034213 Unfortunately, the site seems to have dete

I really enjoyed the cookie ticker. Here are its full contents: http://pastie.org/8034213 http://pastie.org/8034213 Unfortunately, the site seems to have detected me mucking about (perhaps because I deleted the element containing the annoying flash video?) and redirected me to /_donotsteal.html (which itself was a redirect to /_donotsteal.html) for a while. Now it just serves me a 1-byte file for any URL, except for /_donotsteal.html, which is 4 bytes.

laumars 13y ago
Christ on a bike, there's a lot of weird stuff in there: cookie:sexual_orientation=female; - watches how often visitors make irrational decision changes and identifies those people who are schizophrenic as: FEMALE. cookie:favourite_biscuit=garibaldi; - can detect missed key-strokes caused by crumbs jamming the user keyboard. Compares results over a long period of time to determine typical biscuit type. cookie:favourite_animal_noise=BAAAAA; - monitors any accidentally open audio channels, to determine if the user snorts or chuckles while browsing and then compares the wavelength of the noise with a table of animal sounds.