I think you're talking about Ron White and I think the quote is "it's not that the wind blows, it's what the wind blows". The context of the joke was about some

I think you're talking about Ron White and I think the quote is "it's not that the wind blows, it's what the wind blows". The context of the joke was about some old guy who was tying himself to a tree during a hurricane to 'prove' his strength...