Home Depot sells shovels. Sometimes bad guys kill people and use the shovels from Home Depot to bury the bodies. There was this really great Zombie movie from

Home Depot sells shovels. Sometimes bad guys kill people and use the shovels from Home Depot to bury the bodies. There was this really great Zombie movie from 1985, Return of the Living Dead, that took place in a funeral home. I'm not going to give any spoilers, but you really need to see it. Shovels mean something else in light of this discovery. Sorry Home Depot, I think your shovels have been co-opted.