With all of the conspiracy theories floating around, what about something fun, like the government proved P=NP and is just able to secretly crack the encryption

With all of the conspiracy theories floating around, what about something fun, like the government proved P=NP and is just able to secretly crack the encryption keys, passwords, etc., like that silly movie "The Traveling Salesman Problem" where they turn algorithms into an action packed movie. Seriously though, it seems like the general consensus is that no one on either side is actually lying, but the companies involved are using weasely language that can be interpreted to exclude any kind of indirect access, SSL keys, etc? I'm surprised at the tone of the statements the companies are giving, because were it to come out that the companies are giving indirect access, their adamance would just make them look terrible...It's as if the companies in their statements, at least FB and Google, sound shocked, hurt, etc. to find out people would assume that of them.