Wow, so many weasel words. So what would satisfy me? "We minimize intrusions into our users' privacy by encrypting their data on the client side with good cry

Wow, so many weasel words. So what would satisfy me? "We minimize intrusions into our users' privacy by encrypting their data on the client side with good crypto algorithms and secure keys that assuming a secure client system are under the full control of our users." Followed by a list of types of data, and which types are or are not encrypted in this way. That comes close. It's not exactly PR-speak, but captures the spirit I would hope for. Google could at least try harder to be proactive about protecting privacy.