What if one of the women in the audience was your mom? What if one of the women in the presentation is your mom? What if you're the conductor of a train and you

What if one of the women in the audience was your mom? What if one of the women in the presentation is your mom? What if you're the conductor of a train and you're approaching a fork in the track: If you steer one way, you'll run over five porn stars. If you steer the other way, you'll run into a presenter at RailsConf. What if this conversation never ends? What if we're all just living inside of a computer simulation? Woah.