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Gee, let's see: All that NSA 'big data', every phone call, from, to, time, etc. Then we had the wacko Boston bombers. So, apparently the great, all powerful,
by graycat 13y ago
Gee, let's see: All that NSA 'big data',
every phone call, from, to, time, etc.
Then we had the wacko Boston bombers. So,
apparently the great, all powerful,
all seeing, all knowing NSA didn't see
those two wackos coming.
But, but, but, how could the poor, little
NSA be expected to see two, obscure, wacko nutjobs?
Well, let's see: The Russians told us over
and over that those guys were wackos and
dangerous. Told us face to face, in plain
English/Russian. No phone records, Internet
data intercepts, super computers required.
Really sounds like 'security theater', like
Senator Feinstein is having fun straining
her arm patting herself on the back for
"protecting the US" and a lot of middle
managers in the huge NSA funny farm are
having fun doing what not very good
middle managers are wont to do, build
empires. Gee, they can build their
own giant facility in Utah, with rows,
columns, and layers of racks of
computers, disk drives, etc. with
rivers of cables overhead all with its
finger tips on the
pulse of every little thing, except
ignoring the wackos in Boston the
Russians told us about in simple
sentences, face to face, didn't
even need a phone tap.
I used to live in Laurel, MD and, thus,
have two pictures of the NSA:
First, when I was in graduate school,
in our class in measure theory and
functional analysis, we had an NSA
employee also in the class. Nope,
not the sharpest tack in the box.
Really, a bit out of it. We're talking
slow witted. I was the grader for
the class, and as I recall he never
got anything correct. He said nothing
in class and lasted a few weeks,
and then we didn't see him again.
Second, there's a great photograph
taken, likely, at a Congressional
hearing, of the head of the NSA
and standing not far away
Diffie Hellman or one of the RSA
guys, etc. The Hellman guy,
of course, had been explaining public key
crypto-systems that heavily embarrassed
the NSA and, really, essentially
put it out of business for its
stated mission, is smiling.
As I recall, he had blond hair
long, nearly to his waist.
The head of the NSA, a real
ram rod straight arrow,
short hair, close shave,
crease in his shirt, etc.
is a sour
looking puss. Torqued. Like
he was just made a fool of,
embarrassed, like he's just lost
his self-respect, career, etc.
The evidence is that the NSA is
a bunch of fumble bumblers
collectively about three cans
short of a six pack.
We should be even more concerned about the
NSA if there was good evidence
that they were competent.
NSA has thousands and thousands
of people. Even if some of the
people are bright with good
backgrounds, they will get lost
in the mob of paper pushers,
mediocre middle managers,
and high end military brass.
First fundamental problem: Too much
big gumment. Sorry, Senator Feinstein:
Why don't you do something useful
like help some grade school children
read Mother Goose?
Second fundamental problem: Our democracy
is short on well informed citizens.
So, gumment just grows and grows.
A problem? Sure: Mo big gumment, Ma!
Hopefully the Internet can make
some progress here. Or the technology
that can let the NSA ruin the US
can also let the US keep the NSA
'safe and effective' for the good of the US.
Supposedly Bin Laden claimed that he
wasn't trying to defeat the US
but just to have it so over react
it would bankrupt itself. Whether
he said this or not, there's a point
there.
We're again back to the old
"America always does the right thing
after trying everything else.".
Money wasting, incompetent big
gumment is a very ugly thing.
If they try actually to do something, then
they get even uglier. When they
take the next step and really want
to take over, then they are taking
us close to Hitler, Mao, etc.
The US founding fathers were fully
correct: "The price of liberty
is eternal vigilance.".
The thing for Congress to do is just
to cut the budgets. How much?
Recently there was a report that
supposedly the wealthiest area of
the US is Silicon Valley. Next
was the hedge fund area of CT.
Next? And the nominees are,
Houston with its oil,
NYC with its finance,
Chicago with its "broad shoulders",
Redmond with its computing,
and within 100 miles of the
Washington Monument with its
big gumment. May I have the
envelope, please? Yes,
here it is. And the winner
is (drum roll) within 100 miles
of the Washington Monument
with its big gumment.
Put it on a diet. Cut it back.
Leave the money in the hands of the
citizens. Then let that money
be seed corn actually to get the
economy going again.
Kings of old commonly bled their
countries white, over their
delusions of self-importance
and especially their absurd
foreign adventures. Now DC
is doing the same.
For people leaving back packs
with pressure cookers in public
places, sorry 'bout that, but
NSA, FBI, CIA, DHS, etc. clearly
are no real solution. So,
basically we just have to leave
that issue to local police.
NSA, etc. are short on both safety
for our democracy and efficacy
for stopping the bad guys.
Yes,
yes, we know that they are incompetent.
But we have to understand: They
are really, really expensive, a gigantic
waste.
Besides
they trash the spirit and/or letter
of the Constitution.
Just vote for guys in Congress who
will cut their budgets. Let's get
Detroit, etc. looking like
100 miles from the Washington
Monument and that area looking
more like Detroit.
The main purpose of the US
is "life, liberty, and the pursuit
of happiness", not forever bigger
and bigger big gumment. The main
business of the US is business,
not gumment. Gumment is there to
serve the people, not force the
people to serve big gumment.
Senator Feinstein: Go help some
children with Mother Goose.
- zecho 13y agoI realize I'm unfairly ignoring 90% of your rant, but I just want to say I disagree with "too much government" as the issue here. When my computer breaks, I don't throw away my computer. I fix the problem. Size doesn't matter. Focus does. Large organizations can have plenty of thoughtful focus, too. When two terrorists explode bombs at a public event, I definitely don't want less "gumment." I want effective government. In this case, every Senator knew about the wiretapping. Why did they allow it to continue? We elected our government. The government isn't the problem. We are. So in that respect, I agree with you. We're short on well-informed citizens.
- flagnog 13y agoyeah, but when your computer breaks it doesn't pull out a firearm and order you to add drives, a better graphics card, more monitors and a faster internet connection. And then raid your bank account if you don't do it fast enough. Size does matter.
- zecho 13y agoI don't think the government has done that to any US citizen regarding NSA wiretapping or data collections under FISA. Please don't conflate secret national security courts and closed meetings with fantasy. It doesn't help any discussion.
- flagnog 13y agothe fantasy would be if we didn't have the secret courts and illegal wiretapping by an administration that promised to be the most transparent in history.
- graycat 13y agoI tried to make clear: Big gumment brings two problems. First, it wastes money. That's the smaller problem but still quite significant (we need to get our economy going, and wasting money hurts). Second, big gumment is a real threat to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" and nearly everything we want. But you want to emphasize "effective" gumment. Okay. So did I: I said that we should get the NSA being "safe and effective" for our country. "Safe" mostly means that the NSA doesn't trash our Constitution and ruin the US, and "effective" means what you want, catch the bad guys. Now we come to the hard part: Catching the bad guys. In the case of Boston, as I pointed out, Russia told us. Russia was correct. So, really, it's getting clear: The NSA's ideas of all that 'big data' is not very effective. I know; I know; some of the Senators will say that in the secret hearings the NSA, FBI, DHS, CIA, etc. guys explain all the bad guys they stopped, bad guys that never made the news. Given Boston, I don't believe it! What I believe is that they go after some guy in the second grade in the lunch room who takes the bread from his sandwich, cuts it out to like like a gun, shows it around his lunch table, and the big gumment guys shut down the school. Or they go after Aaron Swartz. They are just not competent. So, they are not effective. "Big" is always a threat: Ike warned about the military-industrial complex, and the bigness is much of the positive feedback loop that has it grow. Sure, we'd both like more competence. Remember 9/11? Or, remember one of the core reasons? Right: Some semi-, pseudo-, quasi-bright guy had one of his better ideas: If a terrorist tries to take over an airplane in mid-flight, then don't resist and, instead, let him have it. Presto: Open, engraved invitation to 9/11. Bet you can't do that now. Even if managed to get on an airplane with various weapons, bet couldn't take over the plane and fly it into a big building. So, need the TSA, DHS, and NSA for that? Nope: Just change the silly rule that says give an airplane to any terrorist who asks. Competence is more difficult. I'm all for more in competence. But big and competent don't go well together. Look, it's not worth trashing our Constitution, setting up an organization that could take us to Hitler, and wasting the big bucks to set up an NSA that could catch another Boston bomber, even if such an organization could catch another bomber, which likely they can't. Heck, again, the Russians told us about those two loser, wacko nutjobs, which is much better info than we could have hoped for from the NSA, and still we did nothing. Big gumment in England? Go after a guy because of something about pictures of nude children on his computer that turned out to be his grandchildren playing with water in the yard. Big gumment in the US? Have some Department of Natural Resources (DNR) go after a couple with several cats, several dogs, and a five year old deer they had raised from a fawn whose mother had just been killed in an auto accident, really, a minute or so before the fawn was born. So the DNR has in their imagination that deer, with their hoofs, can hurt people. Of course, in this case, the deer has been just fine, in the house, with several dogs and cats, for five years, not even hurting the furniture. Big gumment. And we have the Aaron Swartz case, gumment going wacko over some PDF files readily available to everyone at MIT for free and in paper form in nearly every research library in the world for the cost of photocopying. Big gumment. We saw in the IRS case big gumment abusing its powers. Well, the NSA data would be an engraved invitation to more such abuses -- shakedowns, blackmail, payoffs, kickbacks, etc. In reality, the more effective gumment you want will have to be smaller gumment. There's a recent example with the F-35. Supposedly part of the problem with that program is that someone wants to change the specifications on some screw, so they have a meeting all day with everyone affected, 600 people, that is a representative from each of all the possibly affected subcontractors or some such. The solution? The Lockheed Skunk Works deliberately kept small enough to keep up communications and keep down the huge meetings. For the NSA phone data, that sounds like the old project Total Information Awareness or some such. There has been a little company on a few floors of a not very attractive office building on the space of a shopping mall in a suburb of Boston. Once I went for an interview. I used to do 'artificial intelligence', i.e., 'expert systems', and they were big on that, likely from what some people at DARPA are still dreaming about. So, they wanted to get data on phone calls, maybe e-mail messages, postcards, whatever, with data on from, to, and date, and then build a big directed graph with an arc for each communication and a node for each person sending or receiving. Then they wanted to do some analysis of the graph, look for 'cliques' or some such. While they explained, I tried to stay awake, but being really interested was asking too much. BS. Total BS. But it looks like the graph people have taken over the NSA. All the brighter people in Russia are likely doing a ROFL. I'm not laughing: It's expensive, dumb, and dangerous. Just cut it back.