Can I buy HN karma points like this? PG could clean out :) I feel like I am addicted to increasing my karma points sometimes. I submit so many things and so fe

Can I buy HN karma points like this? PG could clean out :) I feel like I am addicted to increasing my karma points sometimes. I submit so many things and so few of them get up there on the main page. The one thing that made it to the main page got me addicted to trying, but sadly the ones subsequent to them haven't had the same effect. And imagine - instead of flame wars, we could deploy little hacker-warrior-bots!