Yep I joined one of those "titles don't matter" startups on a shit title. Long story short, we got acquired and I've still got the same shit title while people

Yep I joined one of those "titles don't matter" startups on a shit title. Long story short, we got acquired and I've still got the same shit title while people who were "managers" of their 1-man team are still managers. If I ever join a startup again (probably won't happen) I'm not in for anything less than fucking CTO