When he does stuff, it's not enough (Obamacare) and it's too much (Obamacare); when he gets blocked, it's his fault it wasn't closed (Guantanamo) and he's threa

When he does stuff, it's not enough (Obamacare) and it's too much (Obamacare); when he gets blocked, it's his fault it wasn't closed (Guantanamo) and he's threatening our freedom by trying to close it (Guantanamo); when he withdraws from wars he's cutting and running from our enemies (Iraq and Afghanistan) and he's a warmonger who isn't withdrawing fast enough (Iraq and Afghanistan).