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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/02/22/how-hospital-administrators-hide-the-umbrella.html http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/02/22/how-hospita... His expense report comes back from accounting with everything approved except the umbrella. He appends a note to the report explaining that the umbrella was destroyed in the line of duty and resubmits. Back comes the expense report, with a rather severe note from accounting to the effect that umbrellas are not on the list of allowable expenses. ...Our frustrated manager tears up the old report, then sits down and fills out a whole new form: $3.94 for lunch, $12.75 for laundry charges, and so forth. Which he sends to accounting with a note attached: SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE UMBRELLA NOW!