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I control my co-worker's computer. What should I do?
I'm at war with my co-worker. In retaliation for a rubber chicken attack (an actually rubber chicken; it was brutal), I've written a simple trojan on his computer. He's now sitting at his desk, happily working away. I can execute arbitrary code as his user. Fun ideas?
EDIT
It's a mac running mountain lion
- wombatlife 13y agosay "there once was a man from nantucket"
- jack-r-abbit 13y agoIf he has speakers, find a low volume, high-pitched noise and play it.
- lanman 13y agoIt's like Microsoft Sam....but way better: http://gizmodo.com/5641305/whoa-your-mac-can-make-the-droid-sound http://gizmodo.com/5641305/whoa-your-mac-can-make-the-droid-...
- wombatlife 13y agoI'm also thinking take a screenshot, and set it as his background. Bam, two of everything! screencapture ~/screen.jpg osascript -e "tell application \"System Events\" to set picture of every desktop to \"~/screen.jpg\""
- darkarmani 13y agoMove his mouse a few pixels in a random direction every time a mouse click event is registered.
- wombatlife 13y agoHow do I do this?!
- dragonbonheur 13y agoWrite an automator script to download and play pR*n at random. Loud. Note: the Hacker part in Hacker News refers to people who build stuff, not the other ones Hollywood and US courts portray as supervillains.