There are basically two options. Either he's a gibbering idiot, or he's a Reddit troll. Admittedly, the latter does seem more logical, since he explicitly chos

There are basically two options. Either he's a gibbering idiot, or he's a Reddit troll. Admittedly, the latter does seem more logical, since he explicitly chose to register under a false name as he clearly knew his report was unacceptable, but I usually choose to assume people are not simply evil, malicious animals. But if you'd like me to assume he is a Reddit troll, fine. The bug should be closed as presumed invalid and someone who isn't evil should re-file in a manner appropriate to civilized society.