I purchased a car once, because someone told me that I'd spend 15k on coffee in my lifetime. As I drove away I realized I had been had. I don't drink coffee. (T

I purchased a car once, because someone told me that I'd spend 15k on coffee in my lifetime. As I drove away I realized I had been had. I don't drink coffee. (This was all a lie, I don't have a car and I drink too much coffee).