Large corporations in the U.S. want to be treated like individuals (or better), e.g. the Citizens United prosecution and decision (unlimited political spending)

Large corporations in the U.S. want to be treated like individuals (or better), e.g. the Citizens United prosecution and decision (unlimited political spending). At the same time, they don't want to be treated like individuals: Taxes, prison time for criminal offenses, etc. I have little sympathy for them. This includes because, as a corporeal individual, I am in competition with them. And they've stacked the deck.