Wow, what a complete content-free "aww, look how cute and backwards the flyover state people are" entitled whine of an article. I really hope this article is a

Wow, what a complete content-free "aww, look how cute and backwards the flyover state people are" entitled whine of an article. I really hope this article is a joke, but I fear it's not. "Why haven't companies upgraded their dotmatrix printers so they can use expensive ink and print 4 part forms by printing 4 pages one after another, rather than use a printer technology that lets them print all 4 copies at one time, faster, and cheaper?" Why, indeed. And that's probably the /least/ insulting of the examples.