My tailored suit is uncomfortable. It requires three layers when often one is more than sufficient. It comes with a noose that fits tightly around my neck. It

My tailored suit is uncomfortable. It requires three layers when often one is more than sufficient. It comes with a noose that fits tightly around my neck. It comes with shoes that have no grip. To keep the cuffs just-so, one wears tight bands just below the bicep. The pockets are easily distended and thus barely useable (I miss the 80s, when a distended suit pocket was the sign of that most ugly of status symbols, the mobile 'phone). Easily smutted, one must carry an umbrella or yet another layer to protect it from the rain. Still, it pays well...