It's a long time back (1023 days, actually), and I can't find a reference to the article itself, but I do believe we had an article about how to take a poo by n

It's a long time back (1023 days, actually), and I can't find a reference to the article itself, but I do believe we had an article about how to take a poo by none other than Zed Shaw. At least I felt moved to comment thusly: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1596830 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1596830 I don't recall whether Zed was optimizing for speed or comfort.