> Everywhere at once means "no privileged reference frame". Probably you'll never read this now, but... Nope. Everywhere at once literally means a privileged r

> Everywhere at once means "no privileged reference frame". Probably you'll never read this now, but... Nope. Everywhere at once literally means a privileged reference frame. "Over there, now" is a concept with no logical meaning in our physical universe. Being in two places at once isn't physically impossible, it's just nothing. And that imposes very serious constraints on God. If I am on the Earth and I pray for my husband on Mars, God on Mars can not hear my prayer until it is too late. You really think that's a statement most Americans agree with? You're also off about light. Light is not "everywhere at once from its own perspective" as you seem to think. The fact that light cannot be everywhere at once is the same fact that dictates that light cannot have a point of view, that light experiences no time and has no perspective. (Mind you, if this is the comparison you would like to draw to God, I will happily assent.) Study up and be a bit more careful with your science, and you'll be able to throw much meatier punches theologically.