This reads like an Anton Ego review from Ratatouille before the rat hit him with the thing he could never see coming in a million years. Seriously, read it in

This reads like an Anton Ego review from Ratatouille before the rat hit him with the thing he could never see coming in a million years. Seriously, read it in Anton Ego's voice. It's fantastic. Obviously completely short-sighted and narrow minded, as is expected from the WSJ. Move along, nothing to see here.