In a true emergency, like if your hairs are already standing on end, sounds like all of the above should be discarded, with the exception of 5 and 6 - squat dow

In a true emergency, like if your hairs are already standing on end, sounds like all of the above should be discarded, with the exception of 5 and 6 - squat down, heels together, balls of feet apart. Unless you could jump and roll away from the tree or something.