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Now they have two problems
- ams6110 13y agoSome people develop blogs with needless layers of scripting that crash browsers when readers try to view their posts. Now they have two problems.
- mortov 13y agoYup, with noscript on, that page is just blank. What is the equivalent to TL;DR for page full of scripts, nothing shown so pointless waste of time ?
- untitaker_ 13y agoThat's not a blog, but "Diaspora", the decentralized social network that got massively hyped some years ago http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mbs348/diaspora-the-personally-controlled-do-it-all-distr http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mbs348/diaspora-the-pers...
- lmm 13y agoCrashing a user's browser isn't a problem, it's an opportunity to take control of their system.
- iSnow 13y agoSome people use Diaspora, now their two readers have a problem. Not that G+ is any better, come to think of it.
- brudgers 13y agoA web developer creates a social networking site. Now he has a chicken problem. He also has an egg problem.
- untitaker_ 13y agoOriginal, in case the site doesn't load for you: http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html
- mercurial 13y agoAnd in case that link doesn't load either, the jokes are not very funny anyway.
- martin-adams 13y agoSome people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I'm smarter than anyone else who writes code." Now the next person has two problems.
- tlarkworthy 13y agoI found some of them very funny, but I could not share on facebook because it could not render a preview (is that ironic?).
- Joeboy 13y ago> is that ironic? No, in fact it's kind of apposite.
- redcodenl 13y agoSome people have a problem and think "I'll just listen to Jay-Z instead", now they have 99 problem, but the bitch ain't one.
- mih 13y agoAdd your own here http://twoproblems.com/ http://twoproblems.com/
- thenomad 13y agoWarning: potential productivity damage :) My favourite of the ones I've seen so far from there was Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use some mod_rewrite voodoo." Now they have a two problems and a dead chicken.
- INTPenis 13y agoI had a problem and thought "I know, I'll use Pacemaker", and now I have a clusterfuck.
- crntaylor 13y agoSome people, when confronted with a problem, think "Yo, I'll solve it." Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
- jt2190 13y agoI assume that's supposed to rhyme... Yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it (This made me LOL. I'm looking forward to seeing additional lyrics.)
- chickenboot 13y agoI'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon?
- superchink 13y agoI'll just leave this here: http://rapgenius.com/448037/Vanilla-ice-ice-ice-baby/If-there-was-a-problem-yo-ill-solve-it http://rapgenius.com/448037/Vanilla-ice-ice-ice-baby/If-ther...
- mpobrien 13y agoSome people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use Javascript!" Now they have NaN problems.
- quarterto 13y ago* Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use IEEE 754!" FTFY.
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- Samuel_Michon 13y agoI thought the article would be about Diaspora’s problems. I should’ve known better, Diaspora has way more than two problems.
- Jabbles 13y agoSome people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I'll use recursion". Now they have zero problems, and think, "I'll use recursion". Now they have minus one problems.
- ichinaski 13y agoIn order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
- louthy 13y agoNice. The first time I've seem programmer jokes that I actually laugh-out-loud too.
- kawsper 13y agoI think this is funny: A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
- acheron 13y agoMy favorite: An ASCII character walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What's the problem?" The ASCII character says, "I have a parity error." The bartender nods and says, "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
- smegel 13y agoDidn't quite get the distinction between threads and multi threading...
- xradionut 13y agoSome people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I'll use a RDMS." Now they have two problems, but that's normalized.
- SwellJoe 13y agoSome people, when finished reading a page, think, "I'll use Alt-Left." Now I'm still on the same page. WTF, Diaspora?
- Adrock 13y agoSome people, when confronted with a problem say, "I know. I'll use Banach-Tarski!" Now they have two problems.
- tzs 13y agoSome people, when confronted with a problem, think "I'll use XML". Now they have a problem and a /problem.