I believe the corresponding joke goes something like this: "To get your pornstar name, take your mother's maiden name and first pet's na--" "Let me stop you t

I believe the corresponding joke goes something like this: "To get your pornstar name, take your mother's maiden name and first pet's na--" "Let me stop you there. You realise those are both common security questions for authentication if you forget your password, right?" "Argh! You mean my bank knows my pornstar name?!"