We're kindred spirits, my friend. Load the page on a 13" rMBP and the title of the article is only just barely above the fold - pushed down by a monstrous heade

We're kindred spirits, my friend. Load the page on a 13" rMBP and the title of the article is only just barely above the fold - pushed down by a monstrous header with ads for... more articles? But I clicked this article! I wanted to read this fucking article right here!